Official Stance #1: Rape Ain't Cool Guyz

This is the first in a long line of Official Stances. A new era is upon us.

Now bros, I understand that sometimes you really need to get your rocks off. But rape is not the answer. You might have had one too many Sparks, or maybe you thought she gave you the once-over. Let us not assume that because she is the drunkest one there that what you're doing is a good idea.

And now for a heavy metal flowchart.